Me: find me a sugar cookie recipe!
Him: but I don't like sugar cookies.. let's make chocolate chip cookies instead.
Me: can we use my teapot shaped cookie cutters on chocolate chip cookies?
Him: no.. but why don't we use the cookie press?

pause.. pause.. pause.. brain working madly..

Me: We have a cookie press?
Him: since july.. it was a wedding present, remember?
Me: we have a cookie press???
Him: hello, you wrote the thank you note.
Me: oh, right, yes, of course..... is there anything else that we got that I might not remember having?